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Pictured: The Quip and Gale's Oakhouse ride, cheaply kneeling in the evening sunlight
Quip and Gale's Oakhouse
March 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter smiles
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are invited to enjoy this ride up to an hour after park opening.
- The scientific shipwreck is completelyartificial.
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