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A brutal view of Quip and Gale's Oakhouse when it's covered in tarps
Quip and Gale's Oakhouse
July 17, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from hiccoughs, moral objections, undiagnosed extra limbs, '80s haircuts, or hair, wrist, or immunological issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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