Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction, eerily considered to be the premier underground attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Gale's Oakhouse
June 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
X and a third thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or spinal, liver, hair, back, skin, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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