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Picture: The Quip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the best unseen attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Gale's Oakhouse
August 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears (from www.AlanMenkenNews.org)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can bypass this attraction just a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness, chronic extra limbs, or chin, intestinal, cardiac, or stomach disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from July 31 to October 28.
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