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The Quip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction at first light
Quip and Gale's Oakhouse
December 17, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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