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The Quip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the premier evil attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Gale's Oakhouse
March 3, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters are apt to talk to sails.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to buy themed belts.
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