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Above: The Quip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction, wantonly relaxing in the afternoon moonlight
Quip and Gale's Oakhouse
April 25, 1958
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Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and pigs within the other guests at most times.
- Horace Horsecollar originally intended for this attraction to have live pets.
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