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The Quip and Fail's Treenut attraction at first light
Quip and Fail's Treenut
June 10, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from delusions, philosophical restrictions, distracting allergies, or lycanthropic, elbow, chin, romantic, attention-span, or social issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- According to scholars, there are no riders used in this attraction.
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