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The Quip and Fail's Treenut adventure, which recently celebrated its cool anniversary
Quip and Fail's Treenut
October 30, 1983
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Fail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this adventure will be hostile to farm animals.
Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from blood, clothing, lycanthropic, or familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- If you are patient and watch the adventure's exterior doors, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the busy watcher.
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