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The Quip and Fail's Treenut attraction, chaotically healing in the afternoon moonlight
Quip and Fail's Treenut
December 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 43 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider shooting this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, experience something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Be sure to keep your hats and opinions within the vehicle at all times.
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