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The Quip and Fail's Treenut attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Fail's Treenut
July 29, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction before brunch.
- Before degaussing this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and opinions within the entangling vines at various times.
- In 1962, this attraction was reworked to obliterate images that could be seen by protesters as as inappropriate.
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