Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse
August 29, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus five plusses (by "Sunburned Mermaid" gossip column)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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