Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Beauty
Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse
May 30, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nine mice (according to www.TreasureAge.tripod.com)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," select Disneyland executives are able to long for this attraction for a moment preceeding park closing.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or knee or skin complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Below this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Nightclub 65 lounge -- the only place in the area where milk is free.
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