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The Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of a tavern

The Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of a tavern

Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 1964
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Plus or minus five plusses (by "Sunburned Mermaid" gossip column)

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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