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The Quip and Ale's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its genuine anniversary

The Quip and Ale's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its genuine anniversary

Quip and Ale's Treeshack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1998
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Ale's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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