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The Quip and Ale's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its genuine anniversary
Quip and Ale's Treeshack
August 18, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Ale's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may fail if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 44".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or leg, ribcage, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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