Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Quip and Ale's Treeshack attraction at first light
Quip and Ale's Treeshack
November 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter guests
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Ale's Treeshack is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and shoes within the wild animals at all times.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to purchase custom specticles.
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