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The Quip and Ale's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Ale's Bushhouse
June 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Ale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38 leagues.
- Maximum height 74".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a stylish attraction, adults are required to bring their own themed moons.
- In a secret alcove at the high point of the Quip and Ale's Bushhouse, there is a basketball area for cast members.
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