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Pictured: The Pip and Yale's TreeMexican attraction, always considered to be the worst automated attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Yale's TreeMexican
February 5, 1990
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 36 minutes by horse)
Intellectually impaired locals
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Pip and Yale's TreeMexican is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy before trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Operator must be at least 62" tall.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Aladdin had a private laboratory constructed next to this attraction.
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