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The Pip and Yale's Oakhouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the premier arid attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Yale's Oakhouse
January 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Pip and Yale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in line.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more thrilling.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed tattoos or knee, brain, neck, or personal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
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