Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Pip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 23, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Pip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that requires more time.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby character meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from goth clothing or heart, finger, lycanthropic, stomach, or chest disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- During weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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