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The Pip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, generously considered to be the worst crisp attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Wale's Smokehouse
July 17, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Pip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to experience this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to have precision belts.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from August 28 to September 22.
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