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The Pip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, generously considered to be the worst crisp attraction at Disneyland

The Pip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, generously considered to be the worst crisp attraction at Disneyland

Pip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1985
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Pip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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