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The Pip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Pip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 22, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Pip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, try not to experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- Instead of going on this attraction, your kids will want to look for something softer.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby themed photo place.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for children and some adults.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or spinal disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Be sure to hold your arms and opinions inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from October 8 until about March 31.
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