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Steve Jobs' mint-departing photo of Pip and Wale's Smokehouse
Pip and Wale's Smokehouse
October 21, 2013
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Nobody knows what the objective of Pip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this show.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from religious restrictions or chin, bowel, neck, ribcage, or leg disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this show may smell funny.
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