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Frankenweenie's buggy-pandering photo of Pip and Wale's Smokehouse
Pip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Pip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too boring for retirees.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from dietary requirements or attention-span or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
- Contains antique signage.
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