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Pictured: The Pip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unexpected anniversary
Pip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 4, 1968
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Pip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and legs within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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