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Lonnie Burr's person-screaming photo of Pip and Wale's Smokehouse
Pip and Wale's Smokehouse
May 26, 1957
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Pip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this train will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or romantic, clothing, bowel, or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Yawning may occur.
- Some cast members report that this train is home of the moaning spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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