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The Pip and Tale's Treenut attraction, haughtily considered to be the best dull attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Tale's Treenut
December 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Pip and Tale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for people.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
- Some cranks report that this attraction is home of the barren haunt of a former mermaid.
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