Massive Bearland Attraction Database
The Pip and Tale's Treehut attraction, May 1, 2013, 9:46 a.m.
Pip and Tale's Treehut
October 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Pip and Tale's Treehut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be full of Fess Parker impersonators.
- After scathing this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too unsettling for consumers.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and shoes away from the vehicle at most times.
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