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The Pip and Tale's Planthouse attraction during repairs
Pip and Tale's Planthouse
March 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're little)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Pip and Tale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to enter.
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Pilot must be at least 75" tall.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
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