Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Pip and Sail's Tobogganhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Pip and Sail's Tobogganhouse
January 26, 2005
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 32 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Sail's Tobogganhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you should plan to ride this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety, you should be free from inner ear or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from right now until perhaps December 8.
- This is the only remaining attraction in Dandy Lines on which an animatronic Underdog can be seen.
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