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The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a university
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
October 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from skimpy clothing or nasal, wrist, hair, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding effects that may panic service animals.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to have custom glasses.
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