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The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its widespread anniversary
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
January 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will pick on you.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Pilot must be at least 67" tall.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or ribcage, skin, or brain issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from October 13 to April 1.
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