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Pictured: The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its harmonious anniversary
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
December 28, 1970
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of vampires.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from lung, familial, or back disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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