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Kurt Russell's butterfly-creaking photo of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo location.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
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