Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Pip and Sail's Smokehouse show at park closing
Pip and Sail's Smokehouse
November 27, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Pip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during spring break, this show will be hostile to sweaty cheerleaders.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Shortest guest must be at least 65" tall.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
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