Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Pip and Sail's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Pip and Sail's Planthouse
January 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Pip and Sail's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and glasses away from the attraction at various times.
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