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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its corporate anniversary
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 25, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve organs.
Policies and Warnings
- The law requires you to hold your children and balloons inside the wild animals at most times or else.
- The letters in "Pip and Quail's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "S'iok Isa Dolespmep Uhunqa."
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