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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, shyly considered to be the best single attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable character autograph thingy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- This was Tom's particularly favorite attraction.
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