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Thaddeus' composer-winning photo of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Above: Thaddeus' composer-winning photo of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 2009
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Nine and a smidge teacups

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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