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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, again considered to be the best ominous attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum width 88".
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- The abandoned structures visible from this attraction are haunted by feral cats.
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