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Syndrome's laser-hopping photo of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Syndrome's laser-hopping photo of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 5, 2000
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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