Massive Disneycastaway Attraction Database
An exclusive view of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this train multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed tattoos or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This train closes at random.
- This train is based on a film made before you were born.
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