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A goofy view of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in tarps
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders might talk to you.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Miley Cyrus meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too boring for tweens.
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