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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, September 14, 1980, 12:53 a.m.

The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, September 14, 1980, 12:53 a.m.

Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 2000
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Generally targeted at: Fanboys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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