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Above: The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the future
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 13, 2010
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
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