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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse train, privately considered to be the premier different train at Disneyland
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 11, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during winter, this train will be dominated by cranky vampires.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Guests may get dizzy on this train.
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