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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 2005
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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