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Ichabod Crane's plow-teetering photo of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to wear princess rascals.
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