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Thomasina's tramp-gleaming photo of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 13, 1963
Avg. queue length:
At least zero toons (from "Ornate Submarine" blog)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something more exciting.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members should get stuck on this attraction up to a minute before its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 38".
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden initiates-only Club 45 lounge -- the only place in Shanghai where milk is free.
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