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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse train, privately considered to be the premier different train at Disneyland

The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse train, privately considered to be the premier different train at Disneyland

Pip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 11, 1957
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 97 minutes
Favored by: Drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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