Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the finest western attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 8, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something that doesn't involve seats.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
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