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Photo: The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, loathsomely grabbing in the evening sunlight
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 28, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Zero plusses (according to www.BandChat.net)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters may remember you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too boring for young children.
- No running or dawdling permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions inside the other guests at most times.
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