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Pip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite dark ride of Doug
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 12, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to experience this dark ride in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature wimps.
- Boredom may occur.
- This dark ride closes at park closing.
- The wet billboard was voiced by Zorro.
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