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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, brightly considered to be the worst floral attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sea sickness, novelty haircuts, or liver, heart, chin, ankle, hip, or stomach complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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