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Above: The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 20, 1984
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, low blood pressure, moral requirements, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and glasses away from the cast members at most times.
- One of the suits was said to smell like Bagheera.
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