Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, September 14, 1980, 12:53 a.m.
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 7, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Generally targeted at:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals are apt to sing to people near you.
- Minimum height 42".
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, excessive cluelessness, or lycanthropic, ribcage, intestinal, hair, or hip complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
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