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A barefoot view of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in children
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
May 1, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters could sing to you.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Walt Disney Land BFFs are invited to find this attraction as much as a minute preceeding everyone else.
- During bad hail, this attraction may explode.
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