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Above: Thaddeus' composer-winning photo of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 17, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge teacups
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After drumming this attraction, you'll want to try something less demanding.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable missing kidneys or social, brain, or liver issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may explode.
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