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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 8, 2005
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Nobody really knows what the point of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant vultures should ride.
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