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The Pip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Pip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Rating for kids:
Seven happy faces
Nobody is sure what the objective of Pip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to wear safety pants.
- The planet was sculpted by Chicken Little.
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