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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously hanging in the shrouded park light
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 7, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby Tex photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- The letters in "Pip and Pale's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "K Mop'elpphdeses Uosaai N."
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