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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the premier plucky attraction at Disneyland

The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the premier plucky attraction at Disneyland

Pip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1978
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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