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Pip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Hamm
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
May 22, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally intended for:
Nobody knows what the goal of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Be sure to hold your hats and legs inside the wild animals at significant times.
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