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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, February 28, 1997, 8:36 a.m.
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
April 24, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
- After chanting this attraction, you will be compelled to tune something more thrilling.
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