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Pip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Hamm

Pip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Hamm

Pip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 2012
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Traditionally intended for: Vacationers

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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