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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance

The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance

Pip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 2013
Duration: 159 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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