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Practical Pig's puppet-hula-ing photo of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse

Practical Pig's puppet-hula-ing photo of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse

Pip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: May 27, 2008
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Zero Walts (according to "Electric Lever" newsletter)

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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