Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
May 29, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Genie meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Explosions may be too frightening for tweens.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.