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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the premier plucky attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Explosions may be too intense for adults.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from April 20 until something like May 30.
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