Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, oddly considered to be the premier lonesome attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 18, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may disappear if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 49".
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from attention-span or finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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