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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse adventure during repairs
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly immature children will want to go on this adventure multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this adventure, you will be compelled to find something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant broomsticks should use the restroom first.
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