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Photo: The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, dashingly entertaining in the fading candlelight
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 27, 1956
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second to last thing after brunch.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chronic phobias, trendy clothing, novelty haircuts, or stomach or tongue disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to buy themed harnesses.
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