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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Dandy Lines cast members should enjoy this attraction more than a moment preceeding the gates opening.
- Minimum height 34".
- Boredom may occur.
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