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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, September 29, 1970, 8:22 p.m.
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 42".
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from chest, spinal, tongue, blood, chin, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains trademarked images.
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