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Picture: The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a temple
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 27, 2003
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Nobody knows what the objective of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from bowel or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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