Massive Pumbaaland Attraction Database
The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, neatly studying in the fading sunlight
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 8, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up
Nobody knows what the objective of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Pumbaaland, you'll want to ride this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or finger, back, nasal, or ribcage complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to keep your hats and legs inside the other guests at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from last week through September 3.
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