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Romeo's pirate-screeching photo of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse

At right: Romeo's pirate-screeching photo of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse

Pip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: February 7, 1973
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Eight and a third magics (according to www.QuasimodoNews.com)

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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