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The Pip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Africa
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
July 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Zero Walts (according to Wheezy the Penguin)
Nobody can remember what the point of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $398 trillion to build.
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