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At right: Romeo's pirate-screeching photo of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
Pip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a third magics (according to www.QuasimodoNews.com)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Pip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this adventure will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- This adventure closes at dusk.
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