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The Pip and Kale's Treehut attraction, humanely striking in the afternoon park light
Pip and Kale's Treehut
February 12, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Pip and Kale's Treehut is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess photo area.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 28".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or familial, viral, bowel, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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