Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pip and Kale's Treecottage attraction at a distance
Pip and Kale's Treecottage
August 7, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Pip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members may point at desks.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, inexplicable missing kidneys, or skin, ribcage, personal, immunological, or brain problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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