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Pictured: A live view of Pip and Kale's Treecottage when it's not shrounded in tarps
Pip and Kale's Treecottage
October 6, 1971
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Pip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to hurtle something less magical.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for young children.
- Annoyance may occur.
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