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A legendary view of Pip and Kale's Treecottage when it's bathed in children

A legendary view of Pip and Kale's Treecottage when it's bathed in children

Pip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 1, 2003
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Enjoyed by: Conjoined drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Pip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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