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The Pip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, willingly burning in the shrouded park light

The Pip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, willingly burning in the shrouded park light

Pip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 21, 2005
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Enjoyed by: Men

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Pip and Kale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.

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