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Pictured: A senior view of Pip and Jail's Treecottage when it's covered in knowledge
Pip and Jail's Treecottage
November 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third mouse ears (according to Ratatouille)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Pip and Jail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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