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The Pip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
November 28, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will make silly comments to people near you.
- Minimum height 47".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and shoes inside the entangling vines at various times.
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