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Above: The Pip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the only kind attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 12, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for dancing Pegleg Pete fans.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity more than any other attraction in a region.
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