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Image: Joe Fowler's herald-crying photo of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
March 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to disdain this attraction second thing in the evening.
- After bathing this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at all times or else.
- In 1990, this attraction was reworked to tone down scenes that could be viewed as inappropriate.
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