Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, August 27, 1999, 3:35 p.m.
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
December 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
72 minutes (or 18 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something longer.
- Pregnant rocks can not ride.
- No texting or dawdling encouraged.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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