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The Pip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, dashingly humming in the fading sunlight
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
October 8, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cheerleaders.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from September 26 until perhaps April 10.
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