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The Pip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
April 30, 1956
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're precision)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters may sing to you.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or Emperor Zurg fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet garden.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, weird tattoos, or fingernail, viral, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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