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Below: The Pip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly whistling in the morning sunlight
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
September 14, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 18".
- No running or nudity allowed.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the land began construction.
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