Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Jail's Smokehouse train, October 26, 1985, 12:05 p.m.
Pip and Jail's Smokehouse
February 22, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Pip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and rot.
- Before riding this train, go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Explosions may be too startling for consumers.
- During weather, this train may run backwards.
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