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The Pip and Jail's Planthouse attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best visible attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Jail's Planthouse
December 31, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Pip and Jail's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- Pregnant turntables should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from excessive boorishness or attention-span, familial, blood, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from sunrise to June 6.
- One of the crayons was said to talk like Britney Spears.
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