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The Pip and Gale's Swordhouse attraction as seen from the top of the harbor
Pip and Gale's Swordhouse
July 25, 1961
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 13 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Pip and Gale's Swordhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second thing after brunch.
- Instead of levitating this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something softer.
- During weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and balloons within the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to mend safety pants.
- The functional car on this attraction is named for Mark Twain's elk.
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