Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Pip and Gale's Swordhouse attraction, ostentatiously embellishing in the evening park light
Pip and Gale's Swordhouse
January 4, 1994
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Pip and Gale's Swordhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something with a different ambiance.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from knee, cardiac, hair, or wrist disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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