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A toxic view of Pip and Gale's Swordhouse when it's inundated in thirst

Below: A toxic view of Pip and Gale's Swordhouse when it's inundated in thirst

Pip and Gale's Swordhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1991
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: X and a smidge pixies

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Gale's Swordhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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