Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the best hard attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 15, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet area.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Pilot must be at least 67" tall.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The inaccessible areas near this attraction are filled with drunken grad-nite students.
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