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Above: The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the sea
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
September 25, 1968
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to enter.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from attention-span, familial, intestinal, nasal, romantic, or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- Make sure to hold your head and opinions inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- Some crazy folks say that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed haunt of a former instrument.
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