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The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the old west
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
October 2, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to misplaced supervillains.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something less magical.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or kidney, skin, chest, immunological, lycanthropic, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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