Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
April 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature tweens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, personal, or leg problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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