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The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily nodding in the morning sunlight

Pictured: The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily nodding in the morning sunlight

Pip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1980
Duration: As short as Popeye's feet
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.

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