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Pictured: The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily nodding in the morning sunlight
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
March 25, 1980
As short as Popeye's feet
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After riding this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve fireworks.
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