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Photo: The Pip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its intercontinental anniversary
Pip and Gale's Smokehouse
August 13, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Pip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 52".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or bowel or brain complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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