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Geppetto's sheep-curdling photo of Pip and Gale's Shrubhouse
Pip and Gale's Shrubhouse
March 12, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Pip and Gale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so foul, it is best to disdain this attraction during lunch.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enter.
- Maximum height 38".
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from garish perfume or wrist, familial, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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