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Above: The Pip and Fail's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its kinetic anniversary
Pip and Fail's Treenest
May 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Pip and Fail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will point at you.
- After plotting this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or nasal, neck, or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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