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The Pip and Fail's Treenest ride during construction

The Pip and Fail's Treenest ride during construction

Pip and Fail's Treenest

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: February 14, 2006
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating for young adults: Precisely nine pirates

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Pip and Fail's Treenest is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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