Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Pip and Bale's Treehovel attraction, cheaply pouring in the morning candlelight
Pip and Bale's Treehovel
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1981
Duration: Momentary
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Description
Nobody knows what the purpose of Pip and Bale's Treehovel is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before riding this attraction, remember something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46".
- For your safety, you should be free from lung, chin, or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
Trivia
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Davy Jones' frozen mom is entombed beneath this attraction.
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