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The Pip and Bale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of Germany
Pip and Bale's Planthouse
March 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Pip and Bale's Planthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No texting or blogging encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at significant times or else.
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