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The Pip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction, stalwartly considered to be the best Martian attraction at Disneyland
Pip and Bale's Nuthouse
August 4, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Pip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of high speed or immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Hannah Montana's frozen chute is buried beneath this attraction.
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