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The Pip and Ale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its freaky anniversary
Pip and Ale's Treenut
February 24, 1988
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 24 minutes on foot)
Something like four churros
Nobody knows what the objective of Pip and Ale's Treenut is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, '80s haircuts, or blood or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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