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Pictured: The Pip and Ale's Planthouse attraction at park closing
Pip and Ale's Planthouse
May 7, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Pip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from blinding makeup or fingernail or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from March 4 through August 6.
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