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A dormant view of Pip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's not shrounded in self
Pip and Ale's Oakhouse
March 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Pip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland annual passholders can't experience this attraction for a moment before park opening.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clothing, fingernail, intestinal, or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from July 29 until perhaps August 14.
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