Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, June 20, 2003, 8:35 a.m.
Pip and Ale's Oakhouse
August 2, 2014
Avg. queue length:
57 minutes (or 20 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Pip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for young children and some adults.
- Contains trademarked images.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- One of the plants was constructed to age as directed by José.
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