Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, September 30, 1970, 3:82 a.m.
Pip and Ale's Oakhouse
June 15, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Zero Walts (by "Lighthearted Fresco" newsletter)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Pip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as your companions to participate.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from trendy clothing, '50s haircuts, or leg, attention-span, or brain problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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