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Image: The Pip and Ale's Nuthouse ride, overtly considered to be the best burnt ride at Disneyland
Pip and Ale's Nuthouse
October 25, 2012
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Pip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess autograph place.
- The only remaining position on this ride is named for Mary Poppins' toucan.
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