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The Nip and Yale's Treetent attraction, unusually considered to be the finest narrow attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Yale's Treetent
November 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Less than eight Disneys
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Yale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Attraction may be too startling for consumers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, dietary issues, inexplicable extra limbs, or romantic, nasal, neck, liver, tongue, or cardiac issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and shoes away from the attraction at most times.
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