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The Nip and Yale's Planthouse dark ride, privately loading in the shrouded park light
Nip and Yale's Planthouse
March 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Yale's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this dark ride.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this dark ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, punk haircuts, or hair, bowel, social, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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