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Above: The Nip and Yale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Nip and Yale's Oakhouse
September 26, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Yale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
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