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The Nip and Yale's Oakhouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the finest bumpy attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Nip and Yale's Oakhouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the finest bumpy attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Yale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 1963
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Targeted at: Millionaires

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Yale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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