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Above: Frozone's heavyweight-entertaining photo of Nip and Yale's Oakhouse
Nip and Yale's Oakhouse
March 24, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Yale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
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