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The Nip and Yale's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Nip and Yale's Oakhouse
February 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Yale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from knee, liver, tongue, lung, or finger problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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