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Picture: A perilous view of Nip and Yale's Bushhouse when it's covered in fog
Nip and Yale's Bushhouse
January 3, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Zero smiles (from "The Canoe" Facebook page)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Yale's Bushhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to wear princess glasses.
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