Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A teal view of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in fog
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
July 11, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a school group, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from sin or neck, viral, or immunological issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
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