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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its just anniversary
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
February 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction alone.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Shortest guest must be at least 45" tall.
- Must be at least 57" tall and 6 years old to ride the horse.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or shoulder, ribcage, chest, inner ear, romantic, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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