Massive Sidland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
February 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Sidland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 27".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for adults.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to buy themed harnesses.
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