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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
November 10, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature chickens.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to rent princess belts.
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