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Above: The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
June 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and chew.
- After enjoying this dark ride, it's recommended that you look for something that doesn't involve decorations.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for immature wimps.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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