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Nip and Whale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler

Nip and Whale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler

Nip and Whale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1975
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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