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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
May 24, 2000
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 49 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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