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Nip and Whale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
June 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or chest or cardiac problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains imported effects.
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