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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Above: The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Nip and Whale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 2013
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Ten jollies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Sidland.

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