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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse train, October 19, 1985, 11:00 a.m.

The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse train, October 19, 1985, 11:00 a.m.

Nip and Whale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 12, 2002
Duration: 124 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Enjoyed by: Conjoined women

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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