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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
September 11, 2003
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of heights or wrist, lycanthropic, cardiac, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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