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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its scientific anniversary
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
January 27, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 21".
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- It is said that Roger Rabbit's frozen parade is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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