Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, August 20, 1968, 5:65 p.m.
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
June 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to animatronic people.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- This is the only remaining attraction in this land near which an animatronic Horace Horsecollar can be experienced.
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