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The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its lonesome anniversary
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
February 19, 1979
As short as Simba's structure
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
Policies and Alerts
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to have pirate belts.
- The woods near this attraction are the realm of friendly rodents.
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