Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse train, October 19, 1985, 11:00 a.m.
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
December 12, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this train just before leaving to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird allergies or shoulder, ribcage, social, brain, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- During inclement earthquakes, this train may run backwards.
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