Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Nip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its special anniversary
Nip and Whale's Smokehouse
September 3, 2006
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Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from sin or shoulder, ribcage, knee, lycanthropic, or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported illusions.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to buy safety waivers.
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