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The Nip and Whale's Shrubhouse attraction during repairs
Nip and Whale's Shrubhouse
May 27, 1978
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Whale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction after a picnic.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or tongue, lung, or blood disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- In a private location at the high point of the Nip and Whale's Shrubhouse, there is a basketball video game for V.I.P.s.
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