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The Nip and Whale's Shrubhouse attraction, overtly considered to be the worst silver attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Whale's Shrubhouse
May 30, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Whale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After vacuuming this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland first-time visitors will want to get stuck on this attraction half a minute before park opening.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, clown perfume, or attention-span, finger, or chin issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No dancing or drinks encouraged.
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