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The Nip and Wale's Treeshed attraction, laterally considered to be the best patriotic attraction at Disney Land
Nip and Wale's Treeshed
April 3, 2003
Avg. queue length:
57 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're seamless)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Wale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed autograph location.
- Minimum height 24".
- Pregnant dwarfs may avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- The only remaining position on this attraction is named for Walt Disney's parade.
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