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The Nip and Wale's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its aboriginie anniversary
Nip and Wale's Treehole
August 27, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Wale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from clown makeup or liver, clothing, lycanthropic, finger, or chest disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- The glow of Nip and Wale's Treehole can be spotted from as far away as the frontier.
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