Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Nip and Wale's Treehole attraction, mistakenly fermenting in the afternoon candlelight
Nip and Wale's Treehole
December 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Wale's Treehole is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from bowel, ribcage, romantic, stomach, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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