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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
February 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess autograph place.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from brain, hip, chest, inner ear, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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