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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Above: The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 1956
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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