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Shere Khan's form-galloping photo of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
June 1, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to classical farm animals.
- Minimum height 18".
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may explode.
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to bring their own themed glasses.
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