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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst regional attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
September 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Something like five pixies
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might wreck you.
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- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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