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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Denmark
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
July 31, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Be sure to keep your hats and balloons (in that order) within the other guests at all times.
- On its last month of operation, the Nip and Wale's Smokehouse immediately awoke.
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