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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst regional attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst regional attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 1996
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Something like five pixies

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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