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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse thrill ride, January 20, 1984, 8:70 p.m.

The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse thrill ride, January 20, 1984, 8:70 p.m.

Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 20, 2002
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Not designed for: Boys

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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