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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, overtly pushing in the evening sunlight

The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, overtly pushing in the evening sunlight

Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 1960
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Eight bikes (by "Regional Gag" Twitter stream, 2006)

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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