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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 21, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for very young children and some adults.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from November 22 through February 25.
- Elastigirl was once spotted hopping this attraction.
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