Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, blandly moving in the afternoon sunlight
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from June 2 until something like January 12.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.