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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse thrill ride, January 20, 1984, 8:70 p.m.
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
July 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Not designed for:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs after trying to find this thrill ride.
- After going on this thrill ride, go on something less magical.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Soundsational Icon") are able to run to this thrill ride more than a quarter hour before park opening.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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