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Nip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Horace Horsecollar

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Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1969
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

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Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.

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