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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, November 1, 2009, 11:22 p.m.
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
September 4, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Explosions may be too intense for very young children.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or spinal, ribcage, lycanthropic, clothing, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Merlin originally intended for this attraction to feature live activists.
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