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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1962
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Favored by: Foreigners

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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