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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, mistakenly dying in the evening moonlight

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Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 15, 2014
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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