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Shere Khan's form-galloping photo of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Shere Khan's form-galloping photo of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Nip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 2014
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired foreigners

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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