Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 27, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from January 29 to April 10.
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