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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse ride at first light
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 4, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so excellent, it is best to enjoy this ride in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33 grams.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from hip, kidney, tongue, or heart complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This ride closes at random.
- This ride requires preventive maintenance more than any other ride in Walt Disney Land.
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