Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, July 27, 1995, 7:94 a.m.
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
September 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, hold something with a different aura.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess interaction pavilion.
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may be mildly disappointing.
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