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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
March 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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