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The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
February 26, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- There is an unused churro stand that shares a door with this attraction's walkway.
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