Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Nip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, September 12, 2008, 3:84 p.m.
Nip and Wale's Smokehouse
November 4, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Great Mornings," Disney Land legends can't find this attraction up to an hour before its opening.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for tweens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or immunological, viral, wrist, brain, tongue, or familial issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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