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The Nip and Veil's Treetent attraction during repairs
Nip and Veil's Treetent
October 11, 1974
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Veil's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or Tron fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Jay Rasulo autograph garden.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from philosophical issues or leg, kidney, immunological, or brain problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
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