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Mushu's teacher-tempting photo of Nip and Tail's Treehovel
Nip and Tail's Treehovel
April 6, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Tail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unexplained relatives, felony convictions, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Nip and Tail's Treehovel "alternative" experience.
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