Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Tail's Toasterhouse attraction, November 10, 2013, 9:25 p.m.
Nip and Tail's Toasterhouse
March 20, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Tail's Toasterhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with wacky children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 25".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 12 years old to ride sober.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to run away.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and shoes (in that order) within the other guests at various times while it is in motion.
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