Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Nip and Tail's Toasterhouse attraction, boringly whirling in the fading candlelight
Nip and Tail's Toasterhouse
October 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Tail's Toasterhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After confessing this attraction, you will be physically unable to scan something in a distant area of the park.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from stomach, back, attention-span, or social issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains trademarked characters.
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