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An inventive view of Nip and Tail's Toasterhouse when it's not inundated in life
Nip and Tail's Toasterhouse
June 11, 2009
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Tail's Toasterhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues, clown makeup, or wrist, bowel, or hip problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- In a private alcove at the tippy top of the Nip and Tail's Toasterhouse, there is a mortal combat table for V.I.P.s.
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