Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, blandly operating in the morning sunlight
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
September 27, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Casino 62 hideaway -- the only place in the park where alcohol is served.
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