Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, dashingly improvising in the afternoon park light
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
November 19, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to stand next to someone you find collapsing, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from February 21 until something like July 27.
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