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The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply helping in the evening sunlight

The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply helping in the evening sunlight

Nip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 15, 2003
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 39 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Four and a quarter pixies

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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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