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The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse train as seen from the top of the jungle
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
August 28, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this train.
Policies and Information
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this train may explode.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this train.
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