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A barefoot view of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in mind

A barefoot view of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in mind

Nip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1972
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Designed by: First-time toddlers

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Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.

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