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Picture: The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in line.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
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