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Nip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
August 7, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: particularly fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something that doesn't involve photos.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at random.
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