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Nip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Rabbit
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1997
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Description
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with head lice, try not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," lucky Disneyland honeymooners will want to bypass this attraction up to a moment before park opening.
Warnings
- Darkness may be too frightening for children.
- Contains exploding effects.
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