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Image: The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its synchronized anniversary
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
November 3, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable character interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 29".
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- This was Roy Disney's slightly favorite attraction.
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