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The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Persia

The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Persia

Nip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 25, 2011
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Favored by: Blind drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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