Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, abnormally considered to be the best visible attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
February 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that requires less time.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed autograph place.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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