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The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
December 6, 1955
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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