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Nip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Davy Crockett

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Nip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 2012
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Not designed by: Men

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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