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The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, positively moaning in the afternoon sunlight

Picture: The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, positively moaning in the afternoon sunlight

Nip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 1973
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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