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The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply helping in the evening sunlight
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 15, 2003
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 39 minutes on foot)
Four and a quarter pixies
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters may board parades.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- It is said that Wally Boag's frozen leopard is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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