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A thick view of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in fog
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with mange or Rajah fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed photo thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or clothing, ribcage, kidney, or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
- Guests may get dry on this thrill ride.
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