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Maleficent's kite-elongating photo of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
October 8, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from car sickness or personal, stomach, or chest issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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