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Above: The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse train at park closing
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
March 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this train first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hair or social complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Train is closed for unforseen relocation from March 25 to May 7.
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