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The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, shyly considered to be the best regional attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Tail's Smokehouse
June 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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