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The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse train at park closing

Above: The Nip and Tail's Smokehouse train at park closing

Nip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 14, 1998
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight Disneys

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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