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Above: The Nip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its meat anniversary
Nip and Tail's Oakhouse
July 31, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile retirees
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No talking or singing along encouraged.
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