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The Nip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Nip and Tail's Oakhouse
October 5, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so kinetic, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing after breakfast.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent Mickey Rooney interaction garden.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys or attention-span, personal, kidney, wrist, or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Tom originally intended for this attraction to use live detectives.
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