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Above: A little view of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse when it's shrounded in children
Nip and Tail's Oakhouse
February 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Minimum height 33".
- No running or singing along encouraged.
- In 1956, this attraction was reworked to add rooms from the high-grossing "Nip and Tail's Oakhouse" documentary.
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