Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Tail's Oakhouse dark ride at midday
Nip and Tail's Oakhouse
June 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this dark ride will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get compressed on this dark ride.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and glasses (in that order) within the dark ride at appropriate times.
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