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Above: The Nip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction at night
Nip and Tail's Oakhouse
April 17, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- Waiting may occur.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and strollers away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- In 2002, this attraction was renovated to tone down rooms that could be seen as unmagical.
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