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The Nip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its solid anniversary
Nip and Tail's Oakhouse
December 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, inappropriate boorishness, '50s haircuts, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
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