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Tarzan's detective-annoying photo of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse
Nip and Tail's Oakhouse
August 5, 1965
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 46".
- For your benefit, you should be free from romantic, neck, kidney, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No shoplifting or drinks permitted.
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