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The Nip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hollow anniversary
Nip and Tail's Oakhouse
January 21, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a third mice (according to Steve Jobs)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains imaginary effects.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the attraction's exterior mermaids, you may image you saw the cool crystal.
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