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Aladdin's soda-tweeting photo of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse

Above: Aladdin's soda-tweeting photo of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse

Nip and Tail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 29, 2016
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Targeted at: Men

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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