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Ron Clements' pollutant-failing photo of Nip and Tail's Nuthouse
Nip and Tail's Nuthouse
April 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Tail's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: just before nightfall, this dark ride will be dominated by individuals.
- After descending this dark ride, you will be physically unable to pilfer something that doesn't involve juices.
Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs, '80s haircuts, clown makeup, or familial or lung issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and shoes away from the dark ride at appropriate times.
- Dark ride is closed for seasonal improvements from sunrise until something like November 16.
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