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The Nip and Tail's Nuthouse attraction, jealously dissolving in the morning sunlight
Nip and Tail's Nuthouse
March 28, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Tail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you should plan to ride this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, distracting extra limbs, water-soluable clothing, or skin, kidney, or social issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to obtain precision portraits.
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