Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Tail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of the world of TRON
Nip and Tail's Nuthouse
September 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Tail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- After experiencing this attraction, carve something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from February 7 to April 19.
- Despite appearances, there are copious drivers used in this attraction.
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