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The Nip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Tail's Bushhouse
December 27, 1999
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're soundsational)
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, quite princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Excellent Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners should experience this attraction less than a moment after less important people.
- Minimum height 27".
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from sin or attention-span, social, spinal, hair, heart, or liver issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding images.
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