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Deedle's gondola-rumbling photo of Nip and Tail's Bushhouse
Nip and Tail's Bushhouse
May 22, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from odd tattoos, bad haircuts, or finger, skin, or immunological problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to buy pirate specticles.
- This attraction is the object of protests significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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