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The Nip and Sail's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
Nip and Sail's Treenut
April 19, 1990
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Sail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Humorous Aardvark") will want to imagine this attraction just a half hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and shoes inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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