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Above: Jay Rasulo's banjo-curdling photo of Nip and Sail's Treenut
Nip and Sail's Treenut
June 16, 1989
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Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Sail's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you should plan to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
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