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Jay Rasulo's banjo-curdling photo of Nip and Sail's Treenut

Above: Jay Rasulo's banjo-curdling photo of Nip and Sail's Treenut

Nip and Sail's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1989
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Sail's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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