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A flowery view of Nip and Sail's Treehovel when it's shrounded in children
Nip and Sail's Treehovel
June 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Sail's Treehovel is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling Shriners.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- For your safety, you should be free from heart complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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